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Most Emailed Photos - First Birthday! - 06/06/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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You don't often hear of the torrential love affair of Laraine Newman...

and John Belushi from the early days of Saturday Night Live. Their sex life was known as tender yet kinky, as John liked to shove a young Gilbert Gottfried into her until she screamed in release.

Many have said the John died of a drug overdose, but his closest friends and family know he died of a flaming eruption of a broken heart when he caught Laraine playing "Darla" to Eddie Murphy's "Buckwheat".
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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