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Concerned that the War on Terror may be drawing to a close, America has declared a more comprehensive War on Others.

Exactly what constitutes an Other was not defined, but Bush assured the world that he will send a clear message to those not within America's cultural norms.

Jealous, the oft-neglected War on Drugs attempted to regain the media's eye, increasing both production and intake by 500 millibongs per capita within single week.

Unfortunately, there were much more newsworthy stories to be reported...

Foreign actresses had swiftly made a collective press release, stating that though their "concealed hardware" were in fact bombs, they were not of mass destruction and welcomed inspection by concerned citizens.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<3Suns> Eerily realistic!
<Jmofwiw> The guy in the booth gives a whole new meaning to, "wag the dog."
<Axolotl> Very academic, full of postmodern theory goodness.
<yoyology> I'm curious about the exact size of a "millibong". It would seem to be rather small, as opposed to "megabong". Do you have a conversion chart?
<Jmofwiw> Millibong, Centibong, Bong, Kilobong...
<ajiav> Unlike other forms of matter, that which the millibong measures cannot be converted into energy.
<obtuse> Its ripped from an old Onion StatShot - How Big Are Our Bongs?

"Exactly the size of Mrs. Butterworth"
"1000 millibongs"
"One Jerrywidth"
and so forth...

<mypalmike> First caption rocks. Second one does too now that I think of it. OK, you rock in general.
<guyPaulo> My bong is 420 millibongs wide.....

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