In hindsight, I should've known the apocalypse had come when the emoticons in my morning email crawled out of the computer screen and into my candy dish. |
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Even the change in the office secretaries should've tipped me off. But it was "Casual Friday", so I didn't judge. |
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But when my girlfriend ordered her eggs at brunch "Over Easy, Art Deco Style", then proceeded to wear them out of the restaurant, I definitely knew something was amiss. |
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