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Most Emailed Photos - 08/05/2004 by superwoman biatch
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I have come up with a new way to battle those damn Iraqi's over there in er, uh, um (where are they Cheney??)...oh yeah, Iraq!

First, when they are most vulnerable...like showing their asses to me, I will suprise them with my cunning decepive ways...SHOVE CORN UP THEIR BUNGHOLES!!!!

Wild stallions couldn't keep out of there...I mean they have 1 million gallons of oil...er, um I mean they are like threatening America....yeah that's it!! (WWWHHHHEW, that was close!)
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<Luminaire> I am CORNHOLIO!
<superwoman biatch> I need TEEPEE for MY BUNGHOLE!!!! :)

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