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Most Emailed Photos - 04/04/2004 by obtuse
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I don't know what planet Helmut Lang comes from. Just look at this goddamn outfit.

His sense of 'fashion' is laughable. Something's wrong with the world when so many people take him seriously.

"The new summer fashion is the chest-accentuating push-up bra for men"

You see? NOT HUMAN!

(Fashion Wire Daily)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> I have that same outfit...

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