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Most Emailed Photos - 04/04/2004 by obtuse
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I don't know what planet Helmut Lang comes from. Just look at this goddamn outfit.

His sense of 'fashion' is laughable. Something's wrong with the world when so many people take him seriously.

"The new summer fashion is the chest-accentuating push-up bra for men"

You see? NOT HUMAN!

(Fashion Wire Daily)
(AP)
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<ElvisThePelvis> I have that same outfit...

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