Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos META DAY! - 03/10/2004

by guyPaulo

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: < >

Last -->-->

BWHAHAHAH! The lies rolled of my tongue as slick as water off the taunt ass of a woman in a new Speedo prototype swimsuit.

My primate of a boss fell for every word as I moaned about my explosive diarrhea, brain fever, infected hemorrhoids, and nose bleeds. AND SO I GOT THE DAY OFF TODAY!

Packing water, diapers, beef jerky, and porno mags for the slow times, I made a base camp in front of my computer at home in preparation for the marathon of meta-captions and come-on's to Lauren (thinly disguised as cheesy comments) that would be flowing today!

(reuters)

(AFP)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 85 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:10 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:09 Caption #154

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:08 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:07 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:06 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:05 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:04 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:03 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:02 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:00 Caption #126

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:59 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:58 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:57 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:56 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:55 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:54 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:53 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:52 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:51 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:50 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:49 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:46 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:41 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:38 Caption #-8

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:26 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:25 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:23 Caption #751

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:22 Caption #608

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:21 Caption #-65

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:20 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:19 Caption #-47

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:14 Caption #851

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:09 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:08 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:03 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:00 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:59 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:54 Caption #414

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:50 Caption #609

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:49 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:39 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:38 Caption #580

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:37 Caption #729

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:36 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:32 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:31 Caption #727

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:29 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:27 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:26 Caption #862

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:24 Caption #797

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:23 Caption #126

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:21 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:20 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:19 Caption #296

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:18 Caption #767

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:17 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:16 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:15 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:13 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:12 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:11 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:10 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:08 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:07 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:05 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:02 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:59 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:58 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:57 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:56 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:55 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:52 Caption #663

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:49 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:48 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:47 Caption #575

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:41 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:40 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:37 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:33 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:28 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:26 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:25 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:17 Caption #495

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:11 Caption #491

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:07 Caption #678

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 4 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> I too have the day off (I have every day off) but, sadly, have to find some missing paperwork so I can reclaim my car and file taxes. The car has been for sale on a lot for three years. You don't want to know about the taxes.
<H. Monkey> I don't even want to know about my taxes.
<mypalmike> Being for sale on a lot kind of makes it hard to drive, huh?
<Carol>

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post