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Most Emailed Photos META DAY! - 03/10/2004

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BWHAHAHAH! The lies rolled of my tongue as slick as water off the taunt ass of a woman in a new Speedo prototype swimsuit.

My primate of a boss fell for every word as I moaned about my explosive diarrhea, brain fever, infected hemorrhoids, and nose bleeds. AND SO I GOT THE DAY OFF TODAY!

Packing water, diapers, beef jerky, and porno mags for the slow times, I made a base camp in front of my computer at home in preparation for the marathon of meta-captions and come-on's to Lauren (thinly disguised as cheesy comments) that would be flowing today!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Lauren> I too have the day off (I have every day off) but, sadly, have to find some missing paperwork so I can reclaim my car and file taxes. The car has been for sale on a lot for three years. You don't want to know about the taxes.
<H. Monkey> I don't even want to know about my taxes.
<mypalmike> Being for sale on a lot kind of makes it hard to drive, huh?
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