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Most Emailed Photos META DAY! - 03/10/2004 by guyPaulo
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BWHAHAHAH! The lies rolled of my tongue as slick as water off the taunt ass of a woman in a new Speedo prototype swimsuit.

My primate of a boss fell for every word as I moaned about my explosive diarrhea, brain fever, infected hemorrhoids, and nose bleeds. AND SO I GOT THE DAY OFF TODAY!

Packing water, diapers, beef jerky, and porno mags for the slow times, I made a base camp in front of my computer at home in preparation for the marathon of meta-captions and come-on's to Lauren (thinly disguised as cheesy comments) that would be flowing today!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> I too have the day off (I have every day off) but, sadly, have to find some missing paperwork so I can reclaim my car and file taxes. The car has been for sale on a lot for three years. You don't want to know about the taxes.
<H. Monkey> I don't even want to know about my taxes.
<mypalmike> Being for sale on a lot kind of makes it hard to drive, huh?
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