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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 02/18/2004 by apple juice is a verb
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You can pull out, but that makes a mess. Not to suggest that it can't be arousing in its way.

("mmm...you like that, baby? that taste good?! eat it all or you get no dessert.")

You can use condoms, diaphragms, and various other "covering" or "blocking" devices, but sometimes this lessens the erotic aspect.

("umm...hold on, I need to adjust. no, wait ---it's starting to break. be right back.")

The best solution is just to find another hole and go for it.

("me-ouch! not so fast, baby.")

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 5 comments for this caption.

<ajiav> i didn't read all the other captions, so sorry if someone has done something similar. i'm not always very good at crass.
<mypalmike> I think this is in the top 3 in terms of crassness.
<Lauren> You done good, ajiav. Some would say you're a master at it.
<3Suns> I agree, this one rocks.
<ElvisThePelvis> Well, this qualifies as "TOP CRASS"

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