You can pull out, but that makes a mess. Not to suggest that it can't be arousing in its way.
("mmm...you like that, baby? that taste good?! eat it all or you get no dessert.")
You can use condoms, diaphragms, and various other "covering" or "blocking" devices, but sometimes this lessens the erotic aspect.
("umm...hold on, I need to adjust. no, wait ---it's starting to break. be right back.")
The best solution is just to find another hole and go for it.
("me-ouch! not so fast, baby.")
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