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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/13/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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I was a long hard road, but I am on my way to recovery.

It was worth it since I am now the "World Champion Sphincter Stuffer".

I beat my nemesis Richard Gere. He only managed a spider, a mouse, a cat and a dog.

I managed to get up to cow (well bull really, but who is counting).

Plus, I made this really cool owl sculpture out of the santorum remaining in my work area after the competition.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Luminaire> Gross!
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