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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/13/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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I was a long hard road, but I am on my way to recovery.

It was worth it since I am now the "World Champion Sphincter Stuffer".

I beat my nemesis Richard Gere. He only managed a spider, a mouse, a cat and a dog.

I managed to get up to cow (well bull really, but who is counting).

Plus, I made this really cool owl sculpture out of the santorum remaining in my work area after the competition.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Luminaire> Gross!
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