I was a long hard road, but I am on my way to recovery.
It was worth it since I am now the "World Champion Sphincter Stuffer".
I beat my nemesis Richard Gere. He only managed a spider, a mouse, a cat and a dog.
I managed to get up to cow (well bull really, but who is counting).
Plus, I made this really cool owl sculpture out of the santorum remaining in my work area after the competition.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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