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Prostitution is the oldest profession, dating back to when apes first engaged in tantric sex in return for having the insects picked out of their fur.

Some modern-day prostitutes attract johns through escort services, while others dress scantily and stand on street corners.

Prostitution is an important part of our culture. For some people, it's the only way they'd ever get laid!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 10 comments for this caption.

<David Byrden> Great linkage!
<ElvisThePelvis> Mmmm...tantric ape sex.
<guyPaulo> Hah! If you win today I get a nod for the tantric sex idea!
<mypalmike> tan·tra
Pronunciation: 't&n-tr&, 'tän-, 'tan-
Function: noun
Usage: often capitalized
Etymology: Sanskrit, literally, warp, from tanoti he stretches, weaves; akin to Greek teinein to stretch -- more at THIN
Date: 1799
: one of the later Hindu or Buddhist scriptures dealing especially with techniques and rituals including meditative and sexual practices; also : the rituals or practices outlined in the tantra
- tan·tric /-trik/ adjective, often capitalized
- Tan·trism /-"tri-z&m/ noun
- Tan·trist /-trist/ noun
<mypalmike> I still don't know what it means.
<3Suns> Yes, I guess this is sort of a collaborative effort between me and guy... I had the last 2 captions kicking around and was trying to link the first somehow. Guess my mind isn't quite sick enough today...
<yoyology> This one knocks mine into a cocked hat. I vote 3 & guy for co-captioners today!
<guyPaulo> Collaborative captioning? Works for me.
<Lauren> teeheehee! I do think that 3Suns should be given the bulk of the credit, but only with a nod to guy.
<guyPaulo> Yeah, if I had tried to use the idea it would have been lame. I just couldn't find a tie-in to the last caption.

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