"Ever had one of those days when you get out of bed and realize your hair looks like forest primates made a nest in it?"
"Then once you get going you realize you've let your nails go and now the manicurist is refering you to a vet?"
"Dude, you are a primate. That's why the manicurist sent you to the vet."
"I had money!"
"Is that how you ended up with this aweful weave?"
"No, that was the stylist's fault. I threw some poo at him when I say what he had done."
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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