Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 01/12/2004

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I froze, my naked body drenched in sweat. The fear encircled me like I was a sushi roll slowly sliding into a fat sumo's gullet.

Panic gripped my soul in mid stroke as I "stretched my elephant's truck" to the horrific image for an instant before I recognized it.

After years of getting off on Internet porn, I had finally come across a photo OF MY MOM FROM HER TABLEDANCING DAYS! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> Wow.
<Lauren> Great punchline to a heart wrenching story.
<No one in particular.> Man, your mom has got some really nice
<No one in particular.> uhmm. eyes!?!

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