[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/12/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <  > Last   -->-->

I froze, my naked body drenched in sweat. The fear encircled me like I was a sushi roll slowly sliding into a fat sumo's gullet.

Panic gripped my soul in mid stroke as I "stretched my elephant's truck" to the horrific image for an instant before I recognized it.

After years of getting off on Internet porn, I had finally come across a photo OF MY MOM FROM HER TABLEDANCING DAYS! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
(AP)
(AFP)
(Fashion Wire Daily)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 35 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:31Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:30Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:22Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:20Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:18Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:13Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:12Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:11Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:10Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:09Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:06Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:05Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:04Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:03Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker04:01:02Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:58Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:54Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:48Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:46Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:41Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:30Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:28Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:27Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:24Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:23Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:20Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:19Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:18Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:17Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:16Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:15Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:13Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:11Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:10Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker04:00:09Caption #773

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 4 comments for this caption.

<mypalmike> Wow.
<Lauren> Great punchline to a heart wrenching story.
<No one in particular.> Man, your mom has got some really nice
<No one in particular.> uhmm. eyes!?!

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:


Click the monkey to post