[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/12/2004 by guyPaulo
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I froze, my naked body drenched in sweat. The fear encircled me like I was a sushi roll slowly sliding into a fat sumo's gullet.

Panic gripped my soul in mid stroke as I "stretched my elephant's truck" to the horrific image for an instant before I recognized it.

After years of getting off on Internet porn, I had finally come across a photo OF MY MOM FROM HER TABLEDANCING DAYS! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<mypalmike> Wow.
<Lauren> Great punchline to a heart wrenching story.
<No one in particular.> Man, your mom has got some really nice
<No one in particular.> uhmm. eyes!?!

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