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Most Emailed Photos HAIKU DAY - 03/03/2004 by Stormi
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Mother I'm afraid/
of the people who neglect/
our fragile future/

worshiping instead/
strange green leaves that don't taste good/
and things that eat gas

don't they know that/
the great crocodile god/
will flatten them soon?
(Reuters)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> I worship the great croc god.
<Stormi> Ah, to be Egyptian.
<Lauren> OMG, this is great!
<RedQ> If you are under 11 feet tall you will get flattened? This rocks! :-)
<Stormi> Apparently so! (Thanks RedQ!)
<3Suns> Excellent 2nd frame.
<apple juice is a verb> The safest thing is to go ahead and worship the crocodile God. Sort of a Pascal thing.
<mypalmike> 

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