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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/27/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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My last girlfriend gave me the crabs.

But my new girlfriend looks healthy and clean.

In bed she keeps asking me to duck down on her, so I am getting ready for tonight...wish me luck.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> I like the crab reference! Of course, what else can we expect from elvis.
<mypalmike> The crabs thing is a bit derivative.
<ElvisThePelvis> Yeah, I derived a bit.
<yoyology> One of the better duck puns, though.
<apple juice is a verb> Good Luck!

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