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Down here in Alabama, some folks refuse to accept that man is just another grunting primate (albeit a primate with a better backhand than most other great apes).

Despite the odd appearance of more than a few children born in the backwoods to parents who met at a family reunion, these people insist that evolution just did not occur.

After attending various church revivals, anti-Rock n' Roll meetings, and Klan Rallies, these Creationists love to kick back and enjoy a few cold beers and a nice goat-lollipop.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> Funny...it's just like that in Mississippi too...
<guyPaulo> Mississippi and Alabama awlays compete for 49th place in nationally surveyed things like illiteracy and infant mortality. Usually, one of us ends up in the ignoble last place among the states, although Louisiana sometimes creeps up on us and takes the low spot!
<ElvisThePelvis> I witnessed a neighbor letting his 3-year-old child ride around his backyard on a full-size 4 wheeler. I noticed today that the 3-year-old has a cast on his arm...Darwin is winning.
<guyPaulo> I wonder if one of the other monkies would let me and Elvis move in with them so we can escape the South....
<ElvisThePelvis> Why leave? It's advantageous to be the smartest person in all of 80 counties :)
<Kumiho> How much do you like the rain guyP?
<guyPaulo> Seattle? Or maybe Brazil ;)
<Kumiho> Pacific Northwest

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