"Do you love hearing the soft purr of a satisfied cat sitting in your lap?"
"Does your heart grow soft at the mere site of a puppy?"
"Well, unless you got $149.95 for the Kitties and Puppies 2000 suite, too fucking bad, `cause we own that shit now!! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!"
-Microsoft- Where do You want to go today?
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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