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Most Emailed Photos - 04/18/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Elvis stood in awe as the old hag's curse rang in his ear, "For every lewd caption on MEP you will grow an inch!!!". I was already scraping my head on the 12 foot ceilings and I was still growing!!!

The Goverment vowed to take me down and labelled me a "MMD" which is Man of Mass Destruction. Since the majority of the military was occupied fighting in Iraq, the Government armed Dick Cheney and sent him after me. Now he is merely shoo goo...hahahaha.

The old hag's curse has really helped my standing among gay men with a giant fetish. They especially love bath day for me when I let them scale "little Elvis" and play beach ball.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> Excellent job, Elvis. I especially like that Dick Cheney thought he could bring you down. Does little elvis grow an inch every time you're lewd as well?
<ElvisThePelvis> I wish!

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