Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 04/18/2004

by ElvisThePelvis

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: < >

Last -->-->

Elvis stood in awe as the old hag's curse rang in his ear, "For every lewd caption on MEP you will grow an inch!!!". I was already scraping my head on the 12 foot ceilings and I was still growing!!!

The Goverment vowed to take me down and labelled me a "MMD" which is Man of Mass Destruction. Since the majority of the military was occupied fighting in Iraq, the Government armed Dick Cheney and sent him after me. Now he is merely shoo goo...hahahaha.

The old hag's curse has really helped my standing among gay men with a giant fetish. They especially love bath day for me when I let them scale "little Elvis" and play beach ball.

(AP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:44:49 Scrawled on the board

Mr. Noname Lurker 19:25:25 Scrawled on the board

apple juice is a verb Caption Monkie 18:02:57 Alternatiphized #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:59:00 drooled over #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 23:55:29 drooled over #32

Current Users

There have been 179 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:24 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:23 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:19 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:15 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:12 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:09 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:05 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:58 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:57 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:50 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:46 Caption #922

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:45 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:44 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:31 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:30 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:16 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:09 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:05 Caption #787

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:04 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:02 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:57 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:54 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:52 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:49 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:42 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:35 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:34 Caption #893

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:28 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:25 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:24 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:21 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:18 Caption #620

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:13 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:10 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:07 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:06 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:56 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:53 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:52 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:50 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:49 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:46 Caption #386

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:44 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:41 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:40 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:38 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:36 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:32 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:28 Caption #850

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:22 Caption #604

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:13 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:09 Caption #957

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:08 Caption #755

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:03 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:00 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:54 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:53 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:50 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:47 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:46 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:45 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:43 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:39 Caption #604

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:32 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:31 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:26 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:23 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:19 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:18 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:16 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:15 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:14 Caption #751

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:12 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:09 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:07 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:06 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:00 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:55 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:46 Caption #713

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:45 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:40 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:32 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:31 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:29 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:28 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:18 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:15 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:12 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:09 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:08 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:07 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:06 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:05 Caption #685

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:02 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:01 Caption #716

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:59 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:50 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:49 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:46 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:45 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:39 Caption #792

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:36 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:32 Caption #135

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:31 Caption #252

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:29 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:26 Caption #74

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:25 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:18 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:17 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:09 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:08 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:04 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:03 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:58 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:56 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:54 Caption #785

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:52 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:51 Caption #912

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:49 Caption #637

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:48 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:47 Caption #883

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:46 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:45 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:44 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:40 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:39 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:36 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:26 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:22 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:21 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:17 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:12 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:06 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:05 Caption #826

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:40:00 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:59 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:58 Caption #372

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:55 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:50 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:46 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:43 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:38 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:37 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:35 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:26 Caption #62

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:24 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:23 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:18 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:17 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:14 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:08 Caption #412

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:04 Caption #976

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:39:02 Caption #780

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:59 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:53 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:51 Caption #587

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:49 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:48 Caption #854

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:43 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:42 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:40 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:36 Caption #875

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:26 Caption #393

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:24 Caption #572

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:18 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:12 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:11 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:09 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:06 Caption #357

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:05 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:38:02 Caption #579

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:57 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:51 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:46 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:43 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:40 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:33 Caption #607

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:31 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:37:29 Caption #454

Comments on Alternatives

[Add Comment]

There are 2 comments for this caption.

<Lauren> Excellent job, Elvis. I especially like that Dick Cheney thought he could bring you down. Does little elvis grow an inch every time you're lewd as well?
<ElvisThePelvis> I wish!

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Name:
Vote: What this means
Comment:

Click the monkey to post