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60 minutes investigates..... Michael Jackson. From the above picture, you can see the diet that allows this superstar to keep his girly figure.

However, with the recent allogations and scandals, even the animals who normally take refuge at the Neverland mansion are fleeing with fear.

And his latest surgery.... Ok, nevermind, this one is to easy. 'Insert your own Michael Jackson NOSE joke here'.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> Excellent NOIP!
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<mypalmike> Oh the humanity.
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<Ginger> And I like the MJ bashing!!!!!Never get tired of it!!!
<Lauren> Excellent!

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