I could see this case would take a few strange twists.
I headed down to "Martha's Muffins," my favorite massage parlor, to get the kinks out.
Martha herself made it abundantly clear I needed a gal Friday for looking up certain underworld characters.
"Yeah, Martha" I snickered, "I think you better be the one to check out "Snorts" Reilly down at the zoo. He's been baiting the other bears, and may have a lead on this puppy caper."
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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