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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/13/2004

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Extinction is bad
For the apes of the jungle
But really, who cares?

Our mind's fantasies
About this girl's lovely bits
Are all we care for.

The earth's beasts must wait
While our primal urges pass,
Like wet sumo farts.

(Reuters)

(Fashion Wire Daily)

(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<3Suns> Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ewwww!
<ElvisThePelvis> Oh god the auditory imagination is a horrible, horrible thing.
<mypalmike> Why does everyone assume the sumo guy is farting? I mean, the porn star could be farting for all we know!
<guyPaulo> Sumos farting are funny; porn star's farts are either disgusting or incredibly arousing, depending on your perspective.
<Lauren> guy, why does the thought of your perspective send shivers of fear up my spine?
<guyPaulo> Are you sure those are shivers of fear? Maybe it's something else. Maybe they're the early, sensual tingles of....mad cow disease.
<mypalmike> You were almost flirting successfully there, guy.
<guyPaulo> Well, I really don't want to make anyone feel uncomfortable. The internet is full of horny losers who hit on anyone with a girlish screen name.

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