"It is an accepted fact that people always pay more attention to a pretty face.
Ladies and gentlemen, I promise you that when I am president only the beautiful will be sent to die for this beautiful nation.
"While the rest of us sit on the fence, interest in global affairs will skyrocket as Osama learns how effective tits and ass really are when it comes to getting things done."
The challenge was to take the top 3
most
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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