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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 01/13/2004

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The caption monkies were in despair today as we lost one of our own.

Yes, Lauren has left our little family to pursue her dream of being a Glamorous Hollywood Starlet.

Upon hearing the news, guyPaulo threw himself into a 3 month eating binge, finding comfort only in the arms of his cardboard cutout Final Fantasy X girl.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<Lauren> Although I usually try to keep my breasts more under control, that actually does look like me. Does the last pic look like you, guy?
<ElvisThePelvis> If I had breasts like that, I would let them get out of control whenever they wanted to...
<Lauren> The REAL Elvis did have breasts like that....
<guyPaulo> Actually Lauren, I do look a bit like the studly sumo champion, but about 450lbs lighter and without glasses. I don't have his unique fashion sense though...
<mypalmike> ROFL. Too meta I think to win, but hilarious.
<Mort> Gawd, will I be expecting floods of email asking if I had Lauren's email address now?
<???> Sooooo, Mort, DO you have Lauren's email address?
<mypalmike> Like we don't know it's you, guyPaulo.
<???2> Her IP address would suffice...
<guyPaulo> Nothing slips past you, does it yourfriendmichael?
<spam> we are all good friends here! except me!
<D. Lauren> I have my e-mail address... but nobody's asked me. Anyway, even if Mort had it, I wouldn't expect he would just pass it along. And, yes, my first name does begin with a "D" (which is an amusing coincidence only if you know the name of the porn star in the middle).
<Mort> I only brought this up incase any of you fancied getting in touch with each other.
I would never give out any details without consent.
Anyway girls like Lauren would never even dream of emailing someone like me.
<Lauren> ;-)
<3Suns> Wait, so it's D. Lauren like Ralph Lauren? Interesting...
<guyPaulo> Lauren's not your first name? Just what other secrets have you been keeping from us?!?!
<yoyology> She's a 53-year old man who sells used cars in Mud Lick, Arkansas
<mypalmike> Who here isn't, really?
<guyPaulo> That's OK. I'm not really a computer geek, I'm actually a bi-sexual 18 year old blonde cheerleader.
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey, uh, I like close to Mud Lick so no making fun of us...

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