| <Lauren> Although I usually try to keep my breasts more under control, that actually does look like me. Does the last pic look like you, guy? |  |
| <ElvisThePelvis> If I had breasts like that, I would let them get out of control whenever they wanted to... | |
| <Lauren> The REAL Elvis did have breasts like that.... |  |
| <guyPaulo> Actually Lauren, I do look a bit like the studly sumo champion, but about 450lbs lighter and without glasses. I don't have his unique fashion sense though... | |
| <mypalmike> ROFL. Too meta I think to win, but hilarious. | |
| <Mort> Gawd, will I be expecting floods of email asking if I had Lauren's email address now? |  |
| <???> Sooooo, Mort, DO you have Lauren's email address? | |
| <mypalmike> Like we don't know it's you, guyPaulo. | |
| <???2> Her IP address would suffice... | |
| <guyPaulo> Nothing slips past you, does it yourfriendmichael? |  |
| <spam> we are all good friends here! except me! | |
| <D. Lauren> I have my e-mail address... but nobody's asked me. Anyway, even if Mort had it, I wouldn't expect he would just pass it along. And, yes, my first name does begin with a "D" (which is an amusing coincidence only if you know the name of the porn star in the middle). | |
<Mort> I only brought this up incase any of you fancied getting in touch with each other.
I would never give out any details without consent.
Anyway girls like Lauren would never even dream of emailing someone like me. | |
| <Lauren> ;-) | |
| <3Suns> Wait, so it's D. Lauren like Ralph Lauren? Interesting... |  |
| <guyPaulo> Lauren's not your first name? Just what other secrets have you been keeping from us?!?! | |
| <yoyology> She's a 53-year old man who sells used cars in Mud Lick, Arkansas | |
| <mypalmike> Who here isn't, really? | |
| <guyPaulo> That's OK. I'm not really a computer geek, I'm actually a bi-sexual 18 year old blonde cheerleader. | |
| <ElvisThePelvis> Hey, uh, I like close to Mud Lick so no making fun of us... | |
