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Most Emailed Photos - 03/07/2004 by guyPaulo
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George Bush's knowledge of foreign affairs is:

A) miniscule
B) smaller than those “nucular” thingys
C) as vast as the heavens and all-knowing

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American’s drive SUVs because:

A) they hate baby seals
B) they love to support OPEC
C) they need the trunk space. Really.

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French Fashion is:

A) a new form of art
B) an expression of creative talent
C) utterly incomprehensible to straight guys

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<H. Monkey> As I straight guy, I can safely say the answer to #3 is "absolutely". Also, #2 is A, and there should be no apostrophe for Americans.
<ajiav> That's right. Apostrophes are for good nations who don't pick on smaller countries in order to make themselves feel better.
<H. Monkey> It's a medical disorder, I swear. If my county doesn't make fun of Luxembourg every morning, we feel listless and moody the rest of the day.
<obtuse> I think guy's format-tweaking measures are:
A) cheating
B) admissable
C) what are you talking about?
D) IN MAH PANTS!
<mypalmike> A and B. Cheating and admissible. It is kind of a pain that the aspect ratio of the photos dictates how much text you can put for it. But the tradeoff is blank space...
<obtuse> Yeah - small photos makes it that much more of a challenge. I'd probably whine if it were used blatantly to win a guest day, but other than that, I don't mind.

I'm guilty of doing it a couple times - I found it cleaner to use a bunch of those nbsp thingers.

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