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Sometime in the future, I must have built a time machine.

My future self probably sent it back to me so I didn't have to spend decades of my life building it.

I set the controls for November 11th, 2111 A.D. at 11:11:11am. I guess my laboratory is now the site of a 50-lane megahighway.

If I had set the controls any differently, I would have been run down and killed. Fortunately, I materialized in the trunk of a compact car.

The energy transfer caused the atoms of my skull and a suitcase to fuse.

Thank God it's currently in style.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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