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Men are getting creative with new ways of molesting unsuspecting women

Even the most 'innocent' of victims appreciate a twist on a classic move

such as the The Quintuple Goose.


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<Suspenders> I tried the quintuple goose in my surrey with a fringe on top. She scattered.
<Jellyloo> maybe you got too 'fancy'
<Suspenders> Nothing is fancy!
<guyPaulo> That red-headed bastard does look a bit lecherous...
<Suspenders> Not anymore at least.
<Jellyloo> such (suck)is life
<Suspenders> Jelly in the loo would also suck.
la vie est gelée dans la toilette.
<apple juice is a verb> I enjoy the caption as well as the conversation that follows.
<ElvisThePelvis> Us men are always looking for new ways to molest women....quick boys they are onto us...time to leave earth.

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