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Most Emailed Photos - 07/10/2003 by Poss
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"Look, Ma! I've been eating so much lard that I'm up to 98% body fat! I'm 4 years old, and my boobies are bigger than yours! And my heart is pumping butter through my arteries!"

"Hey, baby...speaking of *pumping butter*, what are you doing tonight?" *wink*

*shakes head* I've GOT to stop fantasizing about fat gay Russian pre-teen boys, and concentrate on whether it's the red wire, or the blue wiAAAAAAIEEEEEE!!!


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Hysterical Future Woman> When I found out what the last photo was about, I was disturbed. This comic brightened me up. Now I'm disturbed again.

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