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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 02/18/2004

by guyPaulo

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The beige star pictured here, lost it's grip on itself and sent a stream of particles and gasses spewing forth as it approached (but did not enter) the black hole.

Oddly enough, this astrological event mirrors my date last night with Cindy "Stink-finger" McCoy, which ended "prematurely," if you know what I'm saying....

Next time, I'll spare myself the embarrasment and just stay home to "spank my polar bear."

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<ElvisThePelvis> Derived but funny all the same...
Stink-Finger qualifies as crass though...
<3Suns> Great up until the last pic.
<guyPaulo> Yeah, I tried for a while to get that last one to fit, but it was tough. I had an original ending that was something to the effect that I headed home to spread peanut butter on my nuts to play with my 2 new puppies.....
<Lauren> Very, very, very good.
<mypalmike> Yes, "stink finger" is starting to push the crass envelope.
<Lauren> I think the first caption is especially suggestive, but, you're right, mike, stink-finger definitely brought us into the realm of Crass.

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