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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/10/2004 by superwoman biatch
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With my cellulite problem on my hips I was finding it difficult to get someone who would be willing to impregnate me.

So I said, "F*ck It" and went to the local sperm bank.

The only drawback to being artificially inseminated was having to stand on my damn head all day...but as you can see I had plenty of people to keep me company!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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