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Most Emailed Photos - 03/24/2004

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My son gave me a snow globe for my birthday this year.

A
FUCKING
SNOW
GLOBE

This is what I get, for being the father that raised him.

The father that worked his hands to the bone to put a roof over his head and pay for his education.

I'm so goddamn angry right now, I could kick that incense-addled, ungrateful jerk right in the crotch.

That way he'll know exactly what it feels like to have a son like him. The little shit.

(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> Wow. Such seething animosity!
<ElvisThePelvis> Mmmm...much anger in you...anger leads to pain, death, suffering and the dark side.
<Lauren> I know if one of my kids bought me a snow globe for my birthday I would neuter them.
<apple juice is a verb> kids don't owe their parents anything.
<guyPaulo> My six year old bought me a ship in a bottle that he picked out himself and it nearly made me cry.
<ajiav> that's what i like to hear!
<mypalmike> When I was about six I picked out and gave my grandma a slate welcome sign for her house. She told me she already had a welcome sign.
<mypalmike> (Doing double-take...)
Wait, guy has a six-year-old?!?!?
<obtuse> What better way to learn about the intimate workings of liquid poop, than to have a child?
<Carol> Kudos for the snow-globe idea!
<yoyology> I think Mike's grandma is an ungrateful harridan.
<Lauren> I think you have to break kids in early to the harsh realities of life. It's our job as adults.

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