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Most Emailed Photos - 03/24/2004 by obtuse
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I know I can kick more than my fair share of ass, and I don't need any karma or astrology bullshit to back it up, either.

I've got the scars and the trophies to prove it.


Hell, I'd even held my own against a tiger when it escaped from the zoo last year. Feel sorry for those guys that had to wrangle that grizzly though...

At any rate, I know I'm good, but I'm not cocky. And I know when I'm outmatched.

He gave me one free shot, and I took it. Then I ran, hoping that fatass in the muu-muu wouldn't be able to run as fast as I could.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> It's good to know your limitations.

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