Astrology therapy was useless. Aligned planets have nothing to do with me.
Zoo therapy was enjoyable, until I got to the tiger cage cleaning.
Levitation therapy was ok until we got to the section on teaching your penis to fly.
Now I need physical therapy and a truss...
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