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He took me on a midnight picnic. It was so romantic. We looked up at the stars and discussed our future.

Love. Marriage. Honeymoon. Buying a house.

He said he wanted children. Lots of children.


And like that, I knew it would never work out like he wanted. I loved him, but I didn't want kids. I had to do something.
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<Hysterical Woman> Good take on romance thing.
<mypalmike> Nice. You're one ugly woman though!
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<Lauren> ROFLOL
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