The K'LilDartghnbt alien mothership hovered above my mobile home, ominously dripping spent star-fuel on my lawn like a '79 El Dorado leaking motor oil. |
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The K'LilDartghnbt were advanced in many areas, but star-ship design and fashion just were not among them. Their hair stylists, however, were the best in the universe. |
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Knowing that the future relationship between our two races rested on my capable shoulders, I introduced the aliens to our most advanced scientific achievement to date: LSD. |
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