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Most Emailed Photos - 03/22/2004 by guyPaulo
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In preparation for tomorrow's regular contest, I slunk over to the west coast and stealthly offered a bribe to Mort. He was not interested in my 9-11 commemorative Monopoly money, however.

I offered to bath his stinky dog-like hedgehog, but he still refused me.

Finally he caved in to blackmail as I pulled out all the stops and produced a photo of Mort and me during our "experimental" period in college.

Hehe. Wednesday's are mine now.

You have to admit, I look pretty good in black.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> I knew there had to be more to your record than ED humor, guy.
<guyPaulo> Wouldn't you like to know.
<3Suns> Are you then handbag then, guyPaulo?
<ElvisThePelvis> Way to many trans-gender jokes today...and me without my dress on.
<mypalmike> guy is hot?!?!?
<Mort> Pink and white really suit me, I also have bigger boobs.
<guyPaulo> Mike: too hot for you! (licks finger then touches it to butt~~SIZZLE~~)

Mort: it's amazing what a wonderbra can do, you flat-chested hussy.

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