[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/19/2004 by obtuse
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There is a prospect of a thrill-in time ahead for you.

(You enjoy eating bamboo, don't you, you goddamn fat panda?)

You will travel far and wide, both pleasure and business.

(We're gonna ship you all over creation so you can screw other pandas and make little baby pandas.)

A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains.

(Its a good thing you're stupid because you're going to die in human captivity.)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 5 comments for this caption.

<obtuse> My friend got 3 fortunes in his fortune cookie last night; I told him I'd make captions out of them.
<3Suns> Good concept, well executed!
<Lauren> You know, it doesn't sound like an entirely bad life....
<mypalmike> Yeah, just feed me some bamboo, and I'm good to go.
<ajiav> it is funny to me that everyone still thinks about MEP even during regular life. but i've caught myself doing it, too.

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