I 've told you some stories,
but I won't tell a lie--- There's both good and bad to livin' life high.
What should be an everyday trip to the bank
becomes, when you're stoned, life in a fish tank.
When everyone's staring,
to function is hard;
a cow can't give milk
outside her barnyard.
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I know it smells good,
and it's great for a smoke---
(here's a place to insert
a fab Cheech and Chong joke),
but it's better to keep all your smokin' at home,
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But even with others, there's risk to be had---
Just take it from me,
your own dear ol' Dad:
The biggest weed trouble
(my dear little pup),
is when you're all hot,
but can't get it up.
Sex isn't fun
when you're making her mad;
It's hard to be soft
and leave a girl glad.
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