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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/23/2004 by Kumiho
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"See? the removeal of the delicate member renders me impervious to all sneak attacks. I am the ultimate solider."

"Yes, but what about the process?"

"...Well, it starts out fairly painful, but mastering pain is part of our teachings."


"Okay, why though have you limited it to men over 16?"

"Have you seen what happens if you castrate a prepubescant boy?"

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Lauren> Oh, Stormi, you have outdone yourself!
<guyPaulo> Gads. 2 in a row that made me laugh from Stormi/Kumiho.
<3Suns> Excellent!
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