[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 08/29/2004 by Fu Manchu
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"These tongues piercings will increase the shexual shtimulation!"

"You look like a walking nailgun accident and don't think for a second I'm letting my wang near all that sharp metal."


"Look at me, look at me! I got a C-cup!"

"Great, babe, but when can the builders remove the scaffolding?"


So after all that, why do I still have to take to the streets to get my girlfriend to shave her Bush?
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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