"These tongues piercings will increase the shexual shtimulation!"
"You look like a walking nailgun accident and don't think for a second I'm letting my wang near all that sharp metal."
"Look at me, look at me! I got a C-cup!"
"Great, babe, but when can the builders remove the scaffolding?"
So after all that, why do I still have to take to the streets to get my girlfriend to shave her Bush?
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emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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