[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/01/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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With my hypnotic-mind-control blue rose...

I WILL GET ALL THE PUSSY IN THE WORLD!!! HAHAHAH!! HA! HAHAHA!!

But wait! What if the Japenese Lesbians get ahold of my secret formula? I need a plan...
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Luminaire> Japanese lesbians? Hott.
<Kumiho> Hook them up with me! ^_^
<David Byrden> Elvis, I salute you.
<mypalmike> Elvis, this is truly one of your best ever.

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