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With their dog breath lapping at my heels...

...all I could think about was her.

A highly stylized, surrealistic version of her, but her, nonetheless.

Life as a Yakuza is sometimes more cinematic than I would like.


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<Kumiho> Bonus points for use of arcane japanese knowledge!
<3Suns> What knowledge would that be?

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