Most parents are worried that their kids' sugar highs will keep them up until dawn.
I'm just hoping to avoid a repeat of last year, when Animal Control apparently thought my son's costume was a little too convincing, and brought him back to the zoo.
It took me weeks to get Dumbo's paperwork back in order.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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