[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know



I'm shaking my money maker.



Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.
(AP)
(AP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker07:14:24Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:12:32Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:10:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:09:59Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker07:07:47Scrawled on the board


Current Users

There have been 253 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:38Caption #-93
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:37Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:36Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:33Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:32Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:28Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:27Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:24Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:20Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:19Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:16Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:15Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:13Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:12Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:11Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:08Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:06Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:04Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:03Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:00Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:56Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:52Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:48Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:44Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:43Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:40Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:36Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:32Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:29Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:24Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:21Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:20Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:16Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:13Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:12Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:11Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:08Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:05Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:04Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:00Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:58Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:57Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:56Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:55Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:52Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:48Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:44Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:40Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:38Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:36Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:32Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:28Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:24Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:23Caption #-40
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:22Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:20Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:19Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:18Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:16Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:12Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:08Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:06Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:05Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:03Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:00Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:56Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:53Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:52Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:48Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:44Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:43Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:40Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:36Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:35Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:34Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:33Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:32Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:31Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:28Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:26Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:25Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:24Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:20Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:16Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:14Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:12Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:10Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:08Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:05Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:04Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:01Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:56Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:54Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:52Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:50Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:48Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:46Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:44Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:40Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:36Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:32Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:28Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:27Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:26Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:24Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:23Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:20Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:19Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:17Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:16Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:14Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:12Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:08Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:05Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:04Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:01Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker14:59:00Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:57Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:56Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:53Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:52Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:48Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:47Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:46Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:44Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:42Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:41Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:40Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:36Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:32Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:28Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:24Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:21Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:20Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:16Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:12Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:10Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:08Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:05Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:04Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:02Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker14:58:00Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:56Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:52Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:49Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:48Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:46Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:45Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:44Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:40Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:36Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:35Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:34Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:32Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:28Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:24Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:22Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:20Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:17Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:16Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:12Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:08Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:07Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:05Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:04Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker14:57:00Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:56Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:52Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:48Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:47Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:46Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:45Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:44Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:43Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:42Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:41Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:40Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:36Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:32Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:31Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:28Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:27Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:24Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:22Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:20Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:16Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:13Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:10Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:08Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:06Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:04Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:02Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:00Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:59Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:56Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:52Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:50Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:48Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:47Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:45Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:44Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:43Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:36Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:33Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:32Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:28Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:27Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:26Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:24Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:17Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:16Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:12Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:11Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:08Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:05Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:04Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:53Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:52Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:51Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:48Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:44Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:41Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:40Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:39Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:37Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:36Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:35Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:34Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:33Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:32Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:31Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:28Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:25Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:24Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:20Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:17Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:15Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:12Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:10Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:09Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:08Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:06Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:04Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:03Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:00Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:58Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:57Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:56Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:53Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:49Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:48Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:44Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker14:53:40Caption #473

Board [Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.

There are 25 messages for this day.
<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.
<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?
<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...
<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?
<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...
<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!
<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...
<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.
<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.
<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.
<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...
<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.
<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme
<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...
<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...
<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5
<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.
<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!
<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!
<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.
<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.
<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post