Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 01/28/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

I wanta get into it, man, you know...
Like a, like a sex machine, man,
Movin'... doin' it, you know

I'm shaking my money maker.

Ho, get on up and then shake your money maker,
Shake your money maker.

(AP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 224 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:36 Caption #-93

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:35 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:34 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:33 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:32 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:31 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:30 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:29 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:28 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:27 Caption #148

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:26 Caption #787

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:25 Caption #554

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:24 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:23 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:20 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:17 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:11 Caption #284

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:04 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:02 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:01 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:51:00 Caption #767

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:59 Caption #300

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:58 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:57 Caption #321

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:56 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:55 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:54 Caption #130

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:53 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:46 Caption #222

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:45 Caption #949

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:42 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:40 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:39 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:31 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:25 Caption #949

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:16 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:13 Caption #568

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:10 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:04 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:03 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:02 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:01 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:50:00 Caption #631

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:59 Caption #439

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:58 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:57 Caption #459

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:56 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:52 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:51 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:50 Caption #751

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:49 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:48 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:47 Caption #812

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:46 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:45 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:44 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:39 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:34 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:33 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:26 Caption #799

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:25 Caption #772

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:21 Caption #168

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:13 Caption #-46

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:12 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:11 Caption #832

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:10 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:09 Caption #587

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:08 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:07 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:06 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:05 Caption #816

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:49:03 Caption #673

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:52 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:50 Caption #783

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:43 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:40 Caption #537

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:37 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:36 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:34 Caption #872

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:32 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:28 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:26 Caption #773

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:25 Caption #-2

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:24 Caption #871

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:23 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:22 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:21 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:20 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:19 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:18 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:13 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:06 Caption #642

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:05 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:48:03 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:59 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:55 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:54 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:51 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:49 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:48 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:47 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:46 Caption #876

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:45 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:44 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:43 Caption #881

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:42 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:41 Caption #852

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:36 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:35 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:33 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:30 Caption #746

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:29 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:28 Caption #-3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:27 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:26 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:22 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:20 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:14 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:10 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:06 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:47:00 Caption #-15

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:58 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:53 Caption #583

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:52 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:51 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:50 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:44 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:42 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:38 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:30 Caption #393

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:26 Caption #647

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:25 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:23 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:14 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:10 Caption #702

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:46:02 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:55 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:53 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:50 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:42 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:37 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:36 Caption #222

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:35 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:31 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:30 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:29 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:23 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:20 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:19 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:18 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:16 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:10 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:04 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:45:00 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:58 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:55 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:54 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:49 Caption #106

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:48 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:44 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:43 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:39 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:38 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:36 Caption #270

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:33 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:32 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:28 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:23 Caption #748

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:20 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:19 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:16 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:15 Caption #780

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:14 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:12 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:11 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:06 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:02 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:44:00 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:59 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:53 Caption #-11

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:52 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:51 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:44 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:43 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:40 Caption #157

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:39 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:37 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:33 Caption #808

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:28 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:27 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:21 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:20 Caption #876

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:14 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:10 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:08 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:07 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:06 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:05 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:04 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:01 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:43:00 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:56 Caption #469

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:54 Caption #733

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:53 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:46 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:35 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:34 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:29 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:28 Caption #297

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:27 Caption #349

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:25 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:24 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:20 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:19 Caption #751

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:14 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:09 Caption #614

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:07 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:06 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:05 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:42:04 Caption #-34

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:55 Caption #729

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:53 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:49 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:41:40 Caption #301

Board

[Post Message]

Normally when I think about the songs of the 30's and 40's it conjures up images of musicals with songs about Easter bonnets and the clanging of trolleys. Nothing substantial or meaningful as the lyrics of today's deep and heart filled music.

That was until I read the short story Yellow Iris by Agatha Christie, I'm in a mystery kick right now. It's not the most gripping or enveloping of Poirot stories but it contains two songs that hit a chord with me, breaking my ignorance of what my Grandfather used to call "music with a good melody" (which music with rocks in it never had for him).

I never think of you
I couldn't say
For sure today
Whether your eyes were blue or gray
I've forgotten you
I never think of you.

I'm through
Thinking of you
I tell you I'm through
Thinking of you...
You... you... you...

I've forgotten you
I never think of you
Oh, what a lie
I shall think of you, think of you, think of you

Till I die...

The other song is at the very end of the story, I've already used too much of this page's space to write it down.

There are 25 messages for this day.

<infosponge> Yikes! I sort of wondered what a day without boobies or cute animal photos would be like. Now that I know, I'm just going to crawl into bed and hide and wait for Friday.

<3Suns> I would like to propose that the official mostemailed theme song be "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel. All those in favor?

<Lauren> I second that motion.

...www.azlyrics.com...

<Carol> My hearty apologies for non sequitur, but look what is today's Best Bet:
...www.newyorkmetro.com...

<Carol> Okay, there's 19 captions already and they're really funny, do I look like a loon if I go through putting "Great, Great, Great" on all of them?

<Lauren> Carol, try yoyo's technique of just putting a blank 'vote' in...

<guyPaulo> ...story.news.yahoo.com...

<3Suns> FREE SUSHI!!!

<Jmofwiw> There's just something intrinsicly funny about exploding whales.
...perp.com...

<guyPaulo> I want some photos of the whales guts up on Monday.

<yoyology> Thanks for the props, Lauren, but I actually got the "blank vote" idea from somebody else. I think it was either mypalmike or apple juice who I noticed doing it, and I liked the idea.

<Mort> Maybe you will have them tomorrow guyPaulo.
That exploding whale movie was one of the first movies I downloaded from the web.

<yoyology> obtuse: I checked out the Conversatron, and it's pretty cool, but it really made me nostalgic for the Usenet Oracle.
...cgi.cs.indiana.edu...

<infosponge> I used to do the Oracle all the time...that was such a great experiment in collaborative humor.

<yoyology> Relive those golden moments, baby.
mailto:oracle@cs.indiana.edu?subject=askme

<Starbug> Hey, there's a set of three photos begging to be captioned...

<Starbug> What? My HTML got stolen. It's at ...nice.purrsia.com...

<JulieK> I don't know any song earlier than the 90s because I am like 5

<yoyology> Mrrrrrow!
...story.news.yahoo.com...

<ElvisThePelvis> Hey! I will be out for two weeks without internet access. I am not dead, just resting. I'll be back sometime in Feb.

<yoyology> Elvis is pining for the fjords!

<yoyology> If we hadn't nailed him down, he would have bent the bars open with his little pecker, and voom!

<Mort> Have a fun perverted time Elvis.

<ElvisThePelvis> I'll be in New Zealand...drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road.

<3Suns> Pining for the fjords is better than pining for the fnords, 'tis God's own truth.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post