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Most Emailed Photos - 08/01/2004 by Mort
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"Hey Fifi, I heard Ralph Nader would allow gay marriages!"



"Please let me marry Bill, he has such dishy eyes"

"Ralph, Ralph, let me marry Michael, his man boobs thrill me so!"



"Ralphie, baby-cakes, will you let me marry my boobies?"
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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I am going to Italy for 15 days in September, I wonder what's going to happen to the website.
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<guyPaulo> Don't they have the Internet in Italy???
<mypalmike> Swell caption.
<Mort> Not where we will be staying.
<JulieK> Italy is pretty! Do not drink the water.
<mypalmike> Especially the canals of Venice. (This applies to both of the above statements.)
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