Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 02/08/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

We were so poor growing up. All we had was a cow, until Bush's taxes on the poor meant I had to go sell it. All I got from the banker, for our cow, was some "magic seeds".

My mother spanked me hard that night, for believing that the seeds were magical. So I threw the seeds through the window and went to bed hungry and sad.

When I awoke in the morning I couldn't believe what had grown.

Now we are no longer poor and have moved on to harder drugs.

(Reuters)

(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 19:52:49 drooled over #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 11:59:51 drooled over #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 14:13:00 drooled over #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:44:49 Scrawled on the board

Mr. Noname Lurker 19:25:25 Scrawled on the board

Current Users

There have been 519 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:12 Caption #-19

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:11 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:10 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:09 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:08 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:07 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:06 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:05 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:04 Caption #773

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:03 Caption #749

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:02 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:01 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:31:00 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:59 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:58 Caption #877

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:57 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:56 Caption #575

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:55 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:54 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:53 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:52 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:51 Caption #818

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:50 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:49 Caption #619

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:48 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:47 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:46 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:45 Caption #740

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:44 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:43 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:42 Caption #583

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:41 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:40 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:39 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:38 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:37 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:36 Caption #737

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:35 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:34 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:33 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:32 Caption #832

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:31 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:30 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:29 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:28 Caption #170

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:27 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:26 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:25 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:24 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:23 Caption #695

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:22 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:21 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:20 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:19 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:18 Caption #871

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:17 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:16 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:14 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:13 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:12 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:11 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:10 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:09 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:08 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:07 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:06 Caption #765

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:05 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:04 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:03 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:02 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:01 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:30:00 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:59 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:58 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:57 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:56 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:55 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:54 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:53 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:52 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:51 Caption #109

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:50 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:49 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:48 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:47 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:46 Caption #334

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:45 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:44 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:43 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:42 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:41 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:40 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:39 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:38 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:37 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:36 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:35 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:34 Caption #617

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:33 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:32 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:31 Caption #499

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:30 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:29 Caption #490

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:28 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:27 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:26 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:25 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:24 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:23 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:22 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:21 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:19 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:18 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:17 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:16 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:15 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:14 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:13 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:12 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:11 Caption #198

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:10 Caption #930

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:09 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:08 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:07 Caption #722

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:06 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:05 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:04 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:03 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:02 Caption #667

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:01 Caption #556

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:29:00 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:59 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:58 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:57 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:56 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:55 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:54 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:53 Caption #887

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:52 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:51 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:50 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:49 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:48 Caption #44

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:47 Caption #49

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:46 Caption #880

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:45 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:44 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:43 Caption #404

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:42 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:41 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:40 Caption #349

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:39 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:38 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:37 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:36 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:35 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:34 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:33 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:31 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:29 Caption #898

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:28 Caption #944

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:27 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:25 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:24 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:23 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:22 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:21 Caption #871

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:20 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:19 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:18 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:17 Caption #832

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:16 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:15 Caption #317

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:14 Caption #675

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:13 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:12 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:11 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:10 Caption #931

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:09 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:07 Caption #393

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:06 Caption #579

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:05 Caption #878

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:04 Caption #729

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:03 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:02 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:01 Caption #898

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:28:00 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:59 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:58 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:57 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:56 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:55 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:54 Caption #265

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:53 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:52 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:51 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:50 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:49 Caption #891

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:48 Caption #573

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:47 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:46 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:45 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:44 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:43 Caption #857

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:42 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:41 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:40 Caption #266

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:39 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:38 Caption #-56

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:37 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:36 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:35 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:34 Caption #239

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:33 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:32 Caption #401

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:30 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:29 Caption #655

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:28 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:27 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:26 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:25 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:24 Caption #495

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:22 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:21 Caption #871

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:19 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:18 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:17 Caption #830

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:16 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:15 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:12 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:11 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:10 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:09 Caption #761

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:08 Caption #918

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:07 Caption #490

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:06 Caption #769

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:03 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:02 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:01 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:27:00 Caption #667

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:59 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:57 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:56 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:54 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:53 Caption #914

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:52 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:51 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:50 Caption #227

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:49 Caption #387

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:48 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:47 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:44 Caption #491

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:43 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:41 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:40 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:39 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:38 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:37 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:36 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:35 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:34 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:33 Caption #109

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:30 Caption #854

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:29 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:28 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:27 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:26 Caption #376

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:25 Caption #648

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:24 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:22 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:21 Caption #694

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:20 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:19 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:18 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:17 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:16 Caption #677

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:15 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:14 Caption #410

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:13 Caption #775

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:12 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:11 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:10 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:09 Caption #697

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:08 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:07 Caption #896

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:06 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:05 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:04 Caption #843

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:03 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:02 Caption #524

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:01 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:26:00 Caption #167

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:59 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:58 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:57 Caption #377

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:56 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:55 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:53 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:52 Caption #490

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:51 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:50 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:48 Caption #885

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:47 Caption #281

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:46 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:45 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:44 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:43 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:42 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:40 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:39 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:38 Caption #53

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:37 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:36 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:35 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:34 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:33 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:32 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:30 Caption #964

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:29 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:28 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:27 Caption #275

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:26 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:25 Caption #604

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:24 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:23 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:22 Caption #930

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:21 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:20 Caption #297

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:19 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:18 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:17 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:16 Caption #319

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:15 Caption #539

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:14 Caption #575

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:12 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:11 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:10 Caption #221

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:09 Caption #545

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:08 Caption #876

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:07 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:06 Caption #284

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:05 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:04 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:03 Caption #491

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:02 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:01 Caption #600

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:25:00 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:59 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:58 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:57 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:56 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:55 Caption #850

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:54 Caption #704

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:53 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:52 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:51 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:50 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:49 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:48 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:47 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:46 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:45 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:44 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:43 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:42 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:41 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:40 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:39 Caption #716

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:38 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:37 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:36 Caption #495

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:35 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:34 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:33 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:32 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:31 Caption #459

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:30 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:28 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:27 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:26 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:25 Caption #792

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:24 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:23 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:22 Caption #593

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:21 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:20 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:19 Caption #826

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:18 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:17 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:16 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:14 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:13 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:12 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:11 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:10 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:09 Caption #694

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:08 Caption #135

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:07 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:06 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:05 Caption #655

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:04 Caption #786

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:03 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:02 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:01 Caption #879

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:24:00 Caption #834

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:59 Caption #730

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:58 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:57 Caption #393

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:56 Caption #880

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:55 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:54 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:53 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:52 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:51 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:50 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:49 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:48 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:47 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:46 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:45 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:43 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:42 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:41 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:40 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:39 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:37 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:36 Caption #790

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:35 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:34 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:33 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:32 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:31 Caption #477

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:30 Caption #426

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:28 Caption #881

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:27 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:26 Caption #880

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:24 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:23 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:22 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:21 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:20 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:19 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:18 Caption #411

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:17 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:16 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:15 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:13 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:11 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:09 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:08 Caption #-3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:07 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:06 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:04 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:03 Caption #220

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:02 Caption #692

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:23:01 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:57 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:56 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:55 Caption #580

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:54 Caption #730

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:53 Caption #879

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:51 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:50 Caption #578

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:48 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:47 Caption #135

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:45 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:44 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:43 Caption #617

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:41 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:40 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:39 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:38 Caption #826

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:37 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:36 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:35 Caption #792

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:34 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:33 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:32 Caption #459

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:31 Caption #63

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:27 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:24 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:23 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:22 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:21 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:14 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:13 Caption #535

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:11 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:10 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:09 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:08 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:07 Caption #834

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:06 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:05 Caption #181

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:03 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:02 Caption #181

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:01 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:22:00 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:56 Caption #876

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:55 Caption #545

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:51 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:50 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:49 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:46 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:45 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:43 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:41 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:40 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:37 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:36 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:34 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:29 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:26 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:24 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:20 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:19 Caption #575

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:18 Caption #135

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:15 Caption #193

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:14 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:21:13 Caption #368

Board

[Post Message]

So here I am in my father-in-laws, without a single tool to manipulate images or connect securely to unix.

One thing my father-in-law does have though, is a very cool cat, I have nasty red lacerations all over my body to prove how playful he is. You might not know that I am deadly allergic to cats, another thing you might not know is that I have a stupid tendency to throw common sense out of the window and play with cats...

So Saturday night became sort of strange, in a kind of itchy, sneezy and deadly wheezing way. I also brought my empty asthma inhaler to Oregon, which made it very hard for me to go to sleep, instead I (using my allergy infected brain) had many weird but connected dreams. Here is my dream log:

1 am, finally managed to fall asleep, I dreamt that I had an email from Carol on mostemailed.com. Suddenly as I read it I was at her house, which was a wonderful rose covered cottage. We sat and had tea together, which is strange since I hate tea, she was a 20 something version of Miss Marple. I woke up at 1:30am wheezing.

1:50am fell asleep again, this time I had an email from guyPaulo, again I was dragged (screaming) to his house. He lived on a farm, he was dressed like a hick with a straw coming out of his mouth. We talked about the price of pigs and the uses of chicken gizzards, he made innuendos about pigs and chicken gizzards. I woke up at 2:10am wheezing and wondering why I was dreaming all this.

Fell asleep again at 2.15am, this time I had an email from Lauren, and I was zapped to her very cool brown stone townhouse. Inside it had the most marvelous floors and moldings, Lauren was rollerskating around leaving mad wheel marks on the wood floor. I woke myself up again by coughing.

Once more I managed to fall asleep at around 2:45am, and once more I had an email, this one from Mountaineer. I found myself in a very cozy Mongolian tent/hut made out of Yak skins, there was a large fire inside and Mountaineer gave me a cup of tea with fermented yak butter in, which is again strange since I don't like tea... We toasted a few marshmallows on the fire then she said we needed to spy. So we looked outside the tent and saw a hoard of Mongoloids majestically sweeping across the plains. I woke up again sweating and wheezing.

I fell asleep about 10 minutes later. I received another email. This time I was in a car chase, on the streets of San Francisco I think, the cars were all 1970's Cadilacesque. We were chasing a serial killer, I saw him in the car driving next to me, he looked very intense. I automatically assumed it was Yoyology.

I woke up, it was 4am, and I couldn't make myself sleep anymore after that nightmare and the wheezing in my lungs. So instead I went online to write cryptic comments in peoples livejournals.

Sorry for the bad spelling and grandma.

There are 23 messages for this day.

<guyPaulo> I'm starting to think that the middle photo is a pic of Mort's garage.

<yoyology> My stars! The otter is back!
...story.news.yahoo.com...

<Lauren> Carol's place sounds coziest, but I would rather visit the mountaineer abode of your dreams, Mort. You might need to talk to someone about your fear of guy and yoyo.

For the sake of accuracy in your dreams, I must tell you that I do live in a townhouse in the center of a large east coast city. However, my floors are carpeted and the walls are mostly wood (one wall in the living room is brick). There are no moldings anywhere in the house, but I do have an Eames wood burning stove in the living room. The place was designed and built in 1927 by Architect George Daub in a style that is a cross between Art Deco and Mission. It is really cool.

<guyPaulo> Don't fear the farm Mort. Its fun once you get used to it. Bring some girls when you come next time and we'll play "hide the skinny pink hog in the chick(en)'s gizzard until he spits sour cream."

<JulieK> Mort you and I are the same in regards to CATS! They are irresistable.

<guyPaulo> Hehe, here's a link for the "dog-lovers" out there.
...story.news.yahoo.com...

<Lauren> OMG, the one on the far right looks like my dog, only smaller. My little guy weighs 60 pounds. I wonder how much I could get for him in Hanoi...

<Mort> I was just letting you know that you are beginning to infect my dreams.
Mountaineer's place was the best, I spent the most time in that dream. She was easy to hang out with for a spy.

<yoyology> What on earth would make you think I'm a serial killer?

<3Suns> What worries me most about the dog picture is those things on the right side of the table on top of the pile. They look like split watermelons.

I never knew you could go anywere to buy "half a dog"

<Lauren> If they had been saggital cuts, I would have assumed they were for those with smaller families, but those look to be horizontal cross sections. My guess would be that there are just certain dishes where dog butt is the wrong cut.

<Miss Marple> I told Mort that yoyology was responsible for the dead body in the library.

<Jmofwiw> What kind of wine goes with dog?

<yoyology> How about a nice barkundy? Or a Cabernet Sauooooooooovignon?

<yoyology> And, just for the record, one dead patron doesn't make me a serial killer.

<3Suns> Yoyology... in the library... with the lead pipe!

<Jmofwiw> I guess I'd have to check the Whine List.

<yoyology> I always liked the rope.

<guyPaulo> "Barkles" and James Wine Cooler. Thank you for your support.

<guyPaulo> Get it? "Bark" and "Bartles"......

<yoyology> Uhhhhh, nope. I don't get it. Please explain in more detail. Can I get a diagram? I'm more of a visual learner.

<Mort> The serial killer just looked very intense, and I guess to my unconcious mind you come over as intense Yoyo.

<David Byrden> I have to log off in 3 minutes.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post