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Most Emailed Photos - 01/19/2005 by Kumiho
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Pregnacy is a b*tch. Just getting up and going to the toliet makes me feel like a lumbering mega-fauna beast.

And to think he had a fairly small prick to begin with, I mean, really, who would have expected something this small to penetrate?

That'll teach me not to use contraceptives.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Kumiho> Bah, I just couldn't com up with anything other than the obvious today.
<guyPaulo> hee hee...

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