[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 05/20/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->



I'll be right back George, I have to get more singles.
(AFP)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 102 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:59Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:58Caption #-32
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:57Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:56Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:55Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:54Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:53Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:52Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:51Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:50Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:47Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:44Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:43Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:41Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:39Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:38Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:37Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:36Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:35Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:34Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:33Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:32Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:31Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:30Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:29Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:28Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:27Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:26Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:25Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:24Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:23Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:22Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:21Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:20Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:19Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:18Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:17Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:16Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:15Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:14Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:13Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:12Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:11Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:10Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:09Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:07Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:06Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:05Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:03Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:01Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker14:56:00Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:59Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:58Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:57Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:56Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:55Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:54Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:53Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:52Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:51Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:50Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:49Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:48Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:47Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:46Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:45Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:43Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:42Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:41Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:40Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:37Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:36Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:34Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:33Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:32Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:30Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:28Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:27Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:24Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:23Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:21Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:18Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:17Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:15Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:12Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:11Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:10Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:09Caption #994
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:07Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:05Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker14:55:03Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:58Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:57Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:55Caption #980
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:54Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:53Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:52Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:51Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:50Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:49Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:48Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker14:54:47Caption #63

Board [Post Message]

Stole the most obvious caption again. As you can see I didn't caption each image individually, or at all, I tried to form a cohesive story that worked with all three images -- thus the challenge.


There are 24 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Is that the theme then, Mort? Shall the captioners try it?
<Mort> Isn't that the normal theme? Write a hopefully amusing story about the sequence of images...
<ajiav> lol
<David Byrden> What's that woman doing with her crotch?
<3Suns> It's a version of the magician's endless scarf trick.
<guyPaulo> I meant that we would try to make the series work with just one panel of text, Mr. Smartypants Mort.
<David Byrden> Can we make the series work with zero panels filled in? 'Cos that would save me 10 minutes a day.
<Kumiho> only ten mintues a Day? surely you can spend mpre time coming up with something. It's all about procrastination!
<ajiav> It is true, MEP is there to help ease the endless drudgery of office work...
<Mort> You are all lucky, I have to come up with captions while comfortably at home. I guess I am the only one not getting paid to caption.
<ajiav> I can pay you in skittles.
<guyPaulo> What's up with all the no-names in the log? Is there some kind of spider or spambot that keeps hitting MEP?
<Kumiho> Mort, I'm a grad student. I get to pay for the privilage to caption.
<Kumiho> ::Wince:: sorry, I just can't imagine taking a 'coster sans support.
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Mort> I just found out the reason for all the hits in the last few days. You might remember the "bad neighbour" page I put up some months ago. For some reason Dave Barry decided to blog about it, then b3ta saw it...

All the hits we are getting are from the people inquizitive enough to see what mostemailed is about. I just put links on the page to back here, maybe we will have some new monkies.

<ANUS> I have 3 brown penises
<3Suns> Yay! Email your pics to Mort and we'll compose clever stories about them.
<Peter Pawan> I got into this site from the Dave Barry Blog. This site is really cool!!!!
<www.blijvenloggen.nl> 
<pauper> visit me @
www.blijvenloggen.nl
<guyPaulo> Just remember, you MUST form some sort of story with your three captions. Three totally different jokes do NOT count.
<Mort> It's very strange. Some people read the whole damn archive and then post single captions for each image. It makes me question humanity.
<David Byrden> Monkies are not human.
<3Suns> This must appear on Monday.

...story.news.yahoo.com...

That is all.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post