[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 12/22/2003 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Like, wow Scooby run, theres a ghoul after us!

Swaggy uh roh!

Zoinks!!
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 430 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:56Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:55Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:53Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:52Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:51Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:50Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:49Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:48Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:47Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:46Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:45Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:39Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:37Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:36Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:35Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:34Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:33Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:30Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:28Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:27Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:25Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:23Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:16Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:15Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:13Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:10Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:09Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:08Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:07Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:04Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:03Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:02Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker06:04:00Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:58Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:57Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:56Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:55Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:54Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:52Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:51Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:46Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:45Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:44Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:43Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:42Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:41Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:40Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:39Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:38Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:37Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:36Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:35Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:34Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:33Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:32Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:31Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:30Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:25Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:24Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:23Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:22Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:21Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:20Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:18Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:17Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:15Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:14Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:13Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:12Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:11Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:10Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:09Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:08Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:06Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:05Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:04Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:03Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:02Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker06:03:00Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:59Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:58Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:57Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:56Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:55Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:54Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:53Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:52Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:48Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:47Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:46Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:45Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:44Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:43Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:42Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:41Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:38Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:36Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:35Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:34Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:33Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:31Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:30Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:28Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:27Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:26Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:25Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:24Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:23Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:22Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:21Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:17Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:16Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:15Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:14Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:13Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:12Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:09Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:08Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:07Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:05Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:04Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker06:02:03Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:59Caption #981
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:58Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:57Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:56Caption #868
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:55Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:54Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:53Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:52Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:51Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:50Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:49Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:47Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:45Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:44Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:43Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:42Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:41Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:40Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:39Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:38Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:37Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:36Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:35Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:32Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:26Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:25Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:22Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:20Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:17Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:16Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:15Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:13Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:12Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:11Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:10Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:09Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:08Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:07Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:06Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:05Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:02Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker06:01:00Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:56Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:55Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:54Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:52Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:48Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:47Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:46Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:45Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:43Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:42Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:41Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:39Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:38Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:36Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:32Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:31Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:30Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:29Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:28Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:27Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:26Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:25Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:24Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:23Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:22Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:21Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:20Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:18Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:15Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:14Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:13Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:12Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:11Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:10Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:09Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:08Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:07Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:06Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:04Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:03Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:02Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker06:00:01Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:59Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:57Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:56Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:53Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:51Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:50Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:48Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:47Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:46Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:45Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:44Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:43Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:42Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:41Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:39Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:38Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:37Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:36Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:30Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:29Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:28Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:27Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:26Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:25Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:24Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:23Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:22Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:20Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:17Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:16Caption #819
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:15Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:14Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:13Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:12Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:11Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:10Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:09Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:08Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:06Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:05Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:04Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:03Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker05:59:01Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:57Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:56Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:55Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:53Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:52Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:51Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:50Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:49Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:48Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:46Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:45Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:44Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:43Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:42Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:41Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:40Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:39Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:37Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:36Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:35Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:34Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:33Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:32Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:31Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:30Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:29Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:28Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:27Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:26Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:25Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:24Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:23Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:22Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:21Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:20Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:18Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:17Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:16Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:15Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:14Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:12Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:11Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:09Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:08Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:07Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:06Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:05Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:04Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:03Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:02Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker05:58:01Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:59Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:57Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:56Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:54Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:51Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:50Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:49Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:48Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:47Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:46Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:45Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:44Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:43Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:42Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:41Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:40Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:39Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:38Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:35Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:32Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:30Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:29Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:28Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:27Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:26Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:25Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:24Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:22Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:20Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:19Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:18Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:17Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:16Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:15Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:12Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:11Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:09Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:08Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:07Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:06Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:05Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:04Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:03Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:01Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker05:57:00Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:59Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:58Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:57Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:55Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:53Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:48Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:46Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:45Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:44Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:43Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:42Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:41Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:40Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:39Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:38Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:37Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:36Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:35Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:34Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:33Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:32Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:29Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:28Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:27Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:23Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:20Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:19Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:18Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:17Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:16Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:15Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:14Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:13Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:12Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:10Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:09Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:07Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:03Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:02Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker05:56:00Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:58Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:56Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:55Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:54Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:53Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:52Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:49Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:48Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:47Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:46Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:45Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:44Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:43Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:42Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:41Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:40Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:36Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:35Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:34Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:32Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:28Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:25Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:24Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:23Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:22Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:21Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:19Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:15Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:14Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:13Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:12Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:11Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:10Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:07Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:06Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:05Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:04Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:03Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:02Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:01Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker05:55:00Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:59Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:58Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:57Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker05:54:56Caption #279

Board [Post Message]

I'm totally on an early childhood kick, first Ghostbusters and now Scooby Doo. The ghoul in that images looks just like the Scooby Doo ghouls, it has to be the Hampton Court janitor, or maybe the assistant to the strange scientist.

The rat picture is from 16th October, and is therefore Most Emailed Retro. I really wish the rat was Scrappy Doo.


There are 29 messages for this day.
<3Suns> And 80's cartoon week continues! 10 points to the first person who writes a Transformers-inspired caption!
<Lauren> I've never seen a Scooby Doo cartoon. ;-(
<Carol> Lucky.
<mypalmike> I don't understand. You mean NEVER???
<mypalmike> Oh yeah, and Mort's right. Scrappy really ruined the show when he appeared.
<Colleen Mc.> I hated Scrappy Doo-his voice alone was annoying!
<Lauren> I didn't watch TV much from 1973 to 1979 and then not at all from about 1979 through 1989, so I guess I missed a lot of pop culture stuff.
<Mort> Dammit Lauren that just child cruelty!
<Lauren> Nah, I was a (mostly) grown up and I just preferred other activities. In '79 I gave the TV away and didn't buy another until '89. I still don't have cable and, since I live in a city, only get two or three channels fairly reliably.
<Mort> Well then I will call you a Sociopath for not fitting into Social norms of watching 29 hours of tv a day.
<Lauren> Mort, TV is evil AND it can be hazardous to your health. It makes you fat by pinning you in a sitting (or lying) position and making you be still while force feeding you junk food ads. Plus, it's the most effective brain-washing tool ever invented. Please don't forget to wear your aluminum foil hat and goggles if you feel you must watch.
<guyPaulo> Tv's not THAT bad. Iron Chef, Crocodile Hunter, and Martha Stewart Living are all worth watching...
<Lauren> So they have you fooled, too, guy? I need to point out that these shows are all about people DOING really cool things ... while you sit on your butt watching.
<Mort> Sorry I don't know what I was thinking Lauren. You are totally right. I was at work until 7:30am, I must be very confused.
<Lauren> Mort, you simply must get a different job. The one you have seems to be interfering with your real life. I hope you took today off.
<guyPaulo> But Lauren, after watching IronChef/crochunter/MSL I always try to do the things they do. This often makes for enough comic hyjenks to fill a bad WB sitcom, but none-the-less, I attempt to parlee my TV gleenings into real life fun.
<mypalmike> I recently quit my ridiculously over-timed job to be a stay at home dad. Now I just have to find some children to take care of.
<mypalmike> Like guyPaulo says, TV can help guide your actions in life. For instance, my favorite show is COPS.
<mypalmike> Where's yoyo today anyhow?
<MLimburg> You know whats amazing .. the CrocHunter is a real person and actually is that "over the top" in real life. He's a very passionate man (who's just celebrating the arrival of his new son). CrocHunter Jnr.
<Lauren> yoyology went to visit his brother (Minnesota?) for the weekend and then he was going to go to his folks for the holidays. He said he was trying to take a break from the internet. Fat chance. I bet we'll see him tomorrow... any takers?
<Carol> Nah, I think he got a bad Family Life Addiction.
<Mort> Yes!! Internet at home!! Now I can ignore the TV and the wife again!!
<Mort> Wow what does it say about me that both Internet and TV are in capitals, but wife is not...
<guyPaulo> Now that you have home Internet access, how many more hours a day are you going to devout to this site Mort? We are a clingy bunch for sure, and starved for attention.
<Carol> However we lack bubble bath with which to distract him.
<mypalmike> I do have this old bottle of "Sesamee Street Suds 'N Bubbles".
<3Suns> It says that you follow capitalization rules, Mort. TV is an acronym and Internet begins a sentence, but wife is a plain now. If you had said "INTERNET" and "TV", that woulda been different.

Still, I don't want to give you too much credit. You are ignoring your tigress to post pictures on the web with a bunch of us geeks...

<Mort> I was just so tired I didn't realize I was typing correct english.
Guest day will be up very soon.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post