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Most Emailed Photos - 09/20/2004 by Luminaire
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Ever since I got breast implants, I can't walk outside without someone yelling, "Look at those puppies!"

I admit, they're a little over the top. But I'm proud of them and flaunt them whenever I can.

The only drawback is that I no longer have any sense of balance.
(Reuters)
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 11 messages for this day.
<Mort> My vacation went fine thank you 3Suns. Seems like I set the time wrong for updating the website, it was meant to update at 11:55 pm and not 11:55am...
<guyPaulo> Don't worry about it, Mort. Your mistake and the subsequent flux in MEP only caused me to have a minor nervous breakdown, and my therapist says that I'll regain complete control over my sexual abilities as soon as the Thorazine runs out of my system.
<Kumiho> ::laughs:: Mort, didja get chased by a hurrican?
<Mort> No, but I got storm'd a few times. Not so many hurricanes in Italy.

Good to know guy, well done!

I might keep this on auto for a little while longer, how has it been compared?

<guyPaulo> Its easier to rip on current events if there are current yahoo photos up, but the randomizer is cool too. Just change the time the damn thing updates.
<shininglion> Welcome back, Mort. :D
<guyPaulo> Did the images change again?
<Mort> OOOOPS! Seems like 11:55 am is on the same day as 11:55 pm... my mind is still in Italy.
<Kumiho> erg... these don't make any sense....
<Kumiho> Mort, when are we back to normal?
<Mort> Next Monday.


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