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Most Emailed Photos - 09/20/2004 by Luminaire
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Ever since I got breast implants, I can't walk outside without someone yelling, "Look at those puppies!"

I admit, they're a little over the top. But I'm proud of them and flaunt them whenever I can.

The only drawback is that I no longer have any sense of balance.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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There are 11 messages for this day.
<Mort> My vacation went fine thank you 3Suns. Seems like I set the time wrong for updating the website, it was meant to update at 11:55 pm and not 11:55am...
<guyPaulo> Don't worry about it, Mort. Your mistake and the subsequent flux in MEP only caused me to have a minor nervous breakdown, and my therapist says that I'll regain complete control over my sexual abilities as soon as the Thorazine runs out of my system.
<Kumiho> ::laughs:: Mort, didja get chased by a hurrican?
<Mort> No, but I got storm'd a few times. Not so many hurricanes in Italy.

Good to know guy, well done!

I might keep this on auto for a little while longer, how has it been compared?

<guyPaulo> Its easier to rip on current events if there are current yahoo photos up, but the randomizer is cool too. Just change the time the damn thing updates.
<shininglion> Welcome back, Mort. :D
<guyPaulo> Did the images change again?
<Mort> OOOOPS! Seems like 11:55 am is on the same day as 11:55 pm... my mind is still in Italy.
<Kumiho> erg... these don't make any sense....
<Kumiho> Mort, when are we back to normal?
<Mort> Next Monday.


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