Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/08/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Like a nymphomaniac virgin bride, oil money...

...seduced the shameful George Bush away from the moral principals that made the office of president honest and strong,...

...and the twin threats of Saddam and Weapons of Mass Destruction, lured him into the murky waters of Iraq.

(Reuters)

(AFP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 505 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:48:15 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:48:13 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:48:12 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:48:11 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:48:10 Caption #301

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:48:09 Caption #276

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:48:08 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:48:07 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:48:06 Caption #808

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:48:05 Caption #989

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:48:04 Caption #469

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:48:03 Caption #668

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:48:02 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:48:01 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:48:00 Caption #833

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:59 Caption #591

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:58 Caption #890

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:57 Caption #843

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:56 Caption #834

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:55 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:54 Caption #619

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:53 Caption #539

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:52 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:51 Caption #-9

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:50 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:49 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:48 Caption #558

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:47 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:46 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:44 Caption #852

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:43 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:42 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:41 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:38 Caption #663

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:37 Caption #903

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:36 Caption #753

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:35 Caption #958

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:34 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:33 Caption #791

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:32 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:31 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:30 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:29 Caption #894

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:28 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:27 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:26 Caption #167

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:25 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:24 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:23 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:22 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:21 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:20 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:19 Caption #192

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:18 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:17 Caption #715

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:16 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:15 Caption #948

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:14 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:13 Caption #913

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:12 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:11 Caption #-35

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:09 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:08 Caption #796

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:06 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:05 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:04 Caption #40

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:03 Caption #434

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:02 Caption #490

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:01 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:47:00 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:59 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:58 Caption #471

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:57 Caption #819

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:55 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:53 Caption #868

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:52 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:51 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:50 Caption #831

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:49 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:48 Caption #593

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:47 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:46 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:45 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:44 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:43 Caption #710

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:42 Caption #197

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:41 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:40 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:39 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:38 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:34 Caption #793

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:33 Caption #767

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:32 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:31 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:30 Caption #926

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:29 Caption #575

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:28 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:27 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:26 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:25 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:24 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:23 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:22 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:21 Caption #884

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:19 Caption #-2

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:18 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:17 Caption #913

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:16 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:15 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:14 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:13 Caption #843

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:12 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:10 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:09 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:08 Caption #529

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:07 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:06 Caption #372

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:05 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:04 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:03 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:02 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:01 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:46:00 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:59 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:58 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:56 Caption #899

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:55 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:54 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:53 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:52 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:51 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:50 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:49 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:48 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:47 Caption #866

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:45 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:44 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:41 Caption #584

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:40 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:39 Caption #683

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:37 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:36 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:35 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:31 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:30 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:29 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:27 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:26 Caption #767

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:25 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:24 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:23 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:22 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:21 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:20 Caption #683

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:19 Caption #661

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:16 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:15 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:14 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:13 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:12 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:11 Caption #732

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:10 Caption #694

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:09 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:08 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:07 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:06 Caption #406

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:05 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:04 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:03 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:02 Caption #175

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:01 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:45:00 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:59 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:56 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:54 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:49 Caption #769

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:48 Caption #733

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:47 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:46 Caption #88

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:45 Caption #794

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:44 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:42 Caption #869

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:41 Caption #198

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:40 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:39 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:38 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:37 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:36 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:35 Caption #929

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:34 Caption #801

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:33 Caption #580

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:32 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:31 Caption #807

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:30 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:29 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:28 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:27 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:26 Caption #266

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:24 Caption #718

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:23 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:22 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:21 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:20 Caption #893

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:18 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:17 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:16 Caption #78

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:15 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:14 Caption #848

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:13 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:12 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:11 Caption #677

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:10 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:09 Caption #733

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:08 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:07 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:06 Caption #694

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:05 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:04 Caption #828

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:44:03 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:59 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:58 Caption #886

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:57 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:55 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:54 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:53 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:52 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:51 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:50 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:49 Caption #347

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:48 Caption #574

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:46 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:45 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:44 Caption #954

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:43 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:42 Caption #61

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:41 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:40 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:39 Caption #334

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:35 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:34 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:33 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:32 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:30 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:29 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:28 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:27 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:26 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:25 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:24 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:23 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:22 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:21 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:20 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:19 Caption #252

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:18 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:17 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:16 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:15 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:14 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:13 Caption #918

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:11 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:09 Caption #106

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:08 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:07 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:06 Caption #344

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:05 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:04 Caption #863

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:03 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:02 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:43:01 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:59 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:58 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:56 Caption #743

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:55 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:54 Caption #891

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:53 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:51 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:50 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:48 Caption #847

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:46 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:45 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:44 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:43 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:42 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:41 Caption #866

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:40 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:39 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:38 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:37 Caption #701

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:36 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:35 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:34 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:33 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:32 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:31 Caption #863

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:30 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:29 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:28 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:27 Caption #331

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:26 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:25 Caption #190

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:23 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:21 Caption #378

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:19 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:17 Caption #-15

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:16 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:15 Caption #663

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:14 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:13 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:12 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:09 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:08 Caption #433

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:07 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:05 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:04 Caption #380

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:01 Caption #785

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:42:00 Caption #712

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:59 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:58 Caption #819

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:57 Caption #276

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:56 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:54 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:52 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:51 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:50 Caption #290

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:49 Caption #617

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:48 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:47 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:45 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:43 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:41 Caption #972

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:40 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:39 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:37 Caption #646

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:36 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:35 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:33 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:31 Caption #668

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:30 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:29 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:26 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:25 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:24 Caption #901

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:23 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:22 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:21 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:20 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:19 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:18 Caption #997

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:17 Caption #831

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:15 Caption #936

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:14 Caption #812

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:13 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:12 Caption #933

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:11 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:09 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:08 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:07 Caption #434

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:06 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:05 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:04 Caption #490

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:03 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:02 Caption #812

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:01 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:41:00 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:58 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:57 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:56 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:55 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:54 Caption #799

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:53 Caption #944

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:52 Caption #-33

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:51 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:50 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:49 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:48 Caption #794

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:47 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:46 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:45 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:41 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:40 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:39 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:38 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:37 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:36 Caption #297

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:35 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:33 Caption #789

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:32 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:29 Caption #579

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:28 Caption #861

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:27 Caption #783

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:26 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:25 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:24 Caption #787

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:23 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:22 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:21 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:19 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:18 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:17 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:16 Caption #-54

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:15 Caption #857

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:14 Caption #974

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:13 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:12 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:11 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:10 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:09 Caption #-59

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:08 Caption #866

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:07 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:06 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:05 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:04 Caption #934

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:03 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:02 Caption #745

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:01 Caption #831

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:40:00 Caption #572

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:59 Caption #856

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:58 Caption #665

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:57 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:56 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:55 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:54 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:53 Caption #833

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:51 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:50 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:49 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:48 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:47 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:46 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:44 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:43 Caption #347

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:41 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:40 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:37 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:36 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:35 Caption #880

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:34 Caption #806

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:33 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:32 Caption #612

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:31 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:30 Caption #641

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:29 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:28 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:27 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:26 Caption #694

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:25 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:24 Caption #-19

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:23 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:21 Caption #235

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:20 Caption #126

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:18 Caption #135

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:17 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:16 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:15 Caption #321

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:13 Caption #668

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:12 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:10 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:09 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:08 Caption #347

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:07 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:06 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:05 Caption #723

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:04 Caption #665

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:03 Caption #751

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:02 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:01 Caption #561

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:39:00 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:38:59 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:38:58 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:38:57 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:38:56 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:38:55 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:38:54 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:38:53 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:38:52 Caption #33

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:38:51 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:38:50 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:38:49 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:38:48 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:38:47 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:38:46 Caption #889

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:38:45 Caption #414

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:38:44 Caption #206

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:38:43 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:38:41 Caption #792

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:38:40 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:38:38 Caption #386

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:38:36 Caption #727

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:38:34 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:38:32 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:38:30 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:38:28 Caption #252

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:38:26 Caption #103

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:38:25 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:38:24 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:38:23 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:38:22 Caption #882

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:38:21 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:38:20 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:38:18 Caption #734

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:38:17 Caption #759

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:38:16 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 21:38:15 Caption #54

Board

[Post Message]

Sitting in a Mexican chain restaurant in close proximity to a chicken taco, two scoops of spanish rice, someone else's newspaper and a little plastic latin leprechaun's pot of salsa gold (chipotle); busily wondering why the cashier sneered at me when I said "no salsa" -- better salsa was just a skedaddle and a ladle away.

An old wise (read: cantankerous) lady scuttled over to me and cuttingly said, "Only children or idiots rest their feet on the top rung of a stool."

I was sat uncomfortably with my legs making sharp angles and my shoe heels resting on the top rungs of my stool as I ate and read the comics. I shamefully shifted to a more adult arrangement.

She peered and raised one hastly drawn spiders leg of a fake eyebrow, "Only children or idiots read the funnies," and continued, "and you are too old to be a child!"

I could only agree with her as I carefully removed the rice I had snorted out of my nose.

There are 12 messages for this day.

<ElvisThePelvis> Did you tell her, "Only Nosy Old Bitches talk to strengers about their lifestyle choices."

<jellyloo> "This is what I have been missing in my life!" (jump off top of stool while yelling) "TAKE ME HOME YOU JUDGEMENTAL OLD BAT I LOVE YOU!"

<Mort> Oh yeh, just what I need in my life!

<shininglion> I think you should have asked her to go with you on a long weekend in the Hamptons.

<Mort> The Hamptons crowd would definitely think she was a 'blast'.

<ajiav> too good

<Mort> What is too good?

<ajiav> as in "this is too good," a comment to indicate that I was enjoying the rant and the conversation that followed.

<Mort> :)

I think that woman might be outside right now, waiting for me to joyfully skip to my car to go home.

"Only children or idiots skip..."

<guyPaulo> She's right though.....

<Mort> Bah! I wonder what she will say about boys who don't eat their fiber!

<mypalmike> You should have picked your nose and flung the booger at her.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post